@WebcamChris:
Playing with my morning wood, anybody want to join? #morningwood #hard #cock #dick #snapchatnudies #snapmenaked #dm http://t.co/PoBfk6faea
@carl_quinte:
Cause this dick slang in so much wood I could put up a fence.
@krichards_11:
Highlight of my night "category: types of wood" me: "DICK!" #whoami #shitisay
@WillieJoeWB:
RT @ChubbiBoiRandy: She said she can't roll a wood? 😕Aww man my dick soft 😂 #BluntOnMe
@anemicboi:
*knocks on ur dick* knock on wood
@rickychavez68:
RT @thomasEmosca: @rickychavez68 sorry man but you're much better than this..... Obviously your dick is the hardest.... Morning wood??? htt…
@thomasEmosca:
@rickychavez68 sorry man but you're much better than this..... Obviously your dick is the hardest.... Morning wood??? http://t.co/KCaE9PEKo7
@obbeatzz:
Oh how I love cock balls dick peen hammers wood and shafts
@Wood_Chopper_:
If your dick ain't at least the same size as her phone she not gonna be satisfied with you
@Wood_Chopper_:
The bigger her phone is the bigger your dick has to be
@joeysmith1990:
RT @MetheringhamFC: Players Player @benmach89
Most Improved @BuffPT
Dick of the Season M Lynch
Ford/Wood Player of the season @joeysmith1…
@wood_calley:
RT @kourtrob: Maybe your dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality
@AdamStelt:
Trivia Crack Question: "which of the following is considered a hard wood?"
Nicky: "My dick"
@OnePctMilk